I have had some requests to post this again IMAGINARY SCENARIO

[Oss]

Since its posting we havent seen much of Bobbo or Stretch and 3102 posts from our new member in NH

how time flies   it seems like only yesterday

   
WHAT IF ..................... A PURELY IMAGINARY SCENARIO
« on: July 10, 2011, 09:01:13 AM »
   


So I wondered what would happen in a few weeks if KW, Anvil, Bobbo, Roadkill and Stretch
and SE happened to meet at lunch table outside the vendor area at Inzane

I mean they just happen to sit down without knowing each other


Hey would you mind passing the ketchup

Sure

Did you know that ketchup was invented by an engineer named Heinz

What are you talking about it was invented in Singapore in 1244 by a monk.  Millions of peaceful Buddists use it in ceremonies

The trouble with america is these damn foreigners

Democrats love trouble

Republicans are racists

I love Moslems whats wrong with Moslems?  They are peaceful and never kill hardly at all

I dont give a rats ass  if you fart in your ketchup just shut up and let me enjoy my hamburger so I can go ride the Valkyrie

Oh those Valks always break down  I want a harley

Yeah well I have now owned a Valkyrie for 10 days and I say purple and white ones never break

I' ll show you some pictures I took to prove it

What color air are you breathing?

You're a poopy head

You're an imbecile

Real men dont say poopyhead

Jesus loves all of you but you are all going to hell anyway because you are a cult

Uh ohm here comes Willow, shut up or we don't get any pie later

yeah he's right

I dont eat pie  only cult members eat pie

(noise of someone passing gas)

Does anyone smell something

You mean like a rose bush gently wafting in the summer breeze?

Nope that's not it

How does it feel to know everything about everything?

I am out of here    try to keep up I am going riding my Valkyrie

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Well it was just a thought I had while jogging this morning, Sorry I couldn't remember all of it///endorphins

Ride safe everyone  and dont let the PMS get to you

This would make a great skit for the saturday dinner  IMHO 
even better than elfing ourselves during the winter 
Oz if it happens please put it up with the other inzane movies

Gonna miss ya'll this year at Inzane but hope to get some fodder at GOTF

[BigAl]

All this would not be happening if we were all living in Florida, or sunny southern California.

But we don't and the PMS is coming on strong.

Riding is the only cure.


Maddog and I are heading to Key West and all that will can come along. Rooms are plentiful and the weather is supposed to be

great , 70's and 80's and no bike week crowds, we will have it all to ourselves and the snow birds.

Your welcome to show up,,,Joe knows my number on my cell phone. I check it twice a day.

I will be here on the board if'n you get a hankerin for some Down South Jukin.

BigAl aka Raod Warrior, AKa Marcel, AKa Fat Basterd, is on a roll to KOKO Beach and beyond.

[JimC]

OS,
I have to admit when I read the title to your post I had visions of another secretarial pool audition.

I don't mind admitting that I am disappointed!

(go ahead and stir the pot a little, it's cold out and we can't ride, so we may as well have some fun)

Jim

[Thulsa Doom]

Since its posting we havent seen much of Bobbo or Stretch and 3102 posts from our new member in NH

WHAT IF ..................... A PURELY IMAGINARY SCENARIO
« on: July 10, 2011, 09:01:13 AM »
   
So I wondered what would happen in a few weeks if KW, Anvil, Bobbo, Roadkill and Stretch
and SE happened to meet at lunch table outside the vendor area at Inzane

I mean they just happen to sit down without knowing each other...
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I just hope they all remember to remove their hats at the table.

[Clark]

Oss.. I'd like a quarter oz. of what yer smokin

[Stanley Steamer]

I'm sure Oss had MANY imaginary friends growing up.....

[RoadKill]

Oh,like you NEVER farted at the dinner table !  ??? Usually I blame it on the dog but this time i'm sure it was Anvil. Why is KW smiling like that?

[3fan4life]

All this would not be happening if we were all living in Florida, or sunny southern California.

But we don't and the PMS is coming on strong.

Riding is the only cure.


Maddog and I are heading to Key West and all that will can come along. Rooms are plentiful and the weather is supposed to be

great , 70's and 80's and no bike week crowds, we will have it all to ourselves and the snow birds.

Your welcome to show up,,,Joe knows my number on my cell phone. I check it twice a day.

I will be here on the board if'n you get a hankerin for some Down South Jukin.

BigAl aka Raod Warrior, AKa Marcel, AKa Fat Basterd, is on a roll to KOKO Beach and beyond.

Hey Al,

I'm planning on making the same trip about the end of April.

I'll be riding with my brother who will be on his Harley (I'm so ashamed  )

Please let me know about any good places to eat or stay that you find along the way. 



If you're looking to stay off of the super slab the route that Topic Traveler suggested looks good and is most likely the one that I will use:

http://www.valkyrieforum.com/bbs/index.php/topic,37922.msg355034.html#msg355034

[donaldcc]

  Oss i like most of your posts.  I like your ride reports and the fact that you seem like a guy who gets out and rides.  Keep it up and provide us with those ride reports and pics (and secretary auditions, some of my favorites).  

  I also like to read the posts of those you have satirized.  I think it is great to have contrarian viewpoints and it saddens me to see the overwhelming personal attacks that eventually drive these viewpoints to other places.  All those posters mentioned seem to me to be thoughtful, intelligent people that just have different viewpoints than the "majority" and are not afraid to express them.  More power to them to not fear adverse opinion.

  Push them out and this board loses diversity and some of interesting debate.  Seems to me like a few of these posters are knowledgable about motorcycles and when they leave, no more posting on the Tech Board.

[art]

I agree with Doc.What is the point of steering the pot ? I think some people need to ride more often.

[musclehead]

thanks OSS (*whew* got left out again, I wonder if I can keep dodging them bullets  )

[Skinhead]

Lighten up on OSS already, there was no malice in his post, he is merely pulling a few chains.  We all need our chains pulled once in a while.

[Hoser]

I wouldn't mess with Roadkill, he is immortal, you know.  Hoser   

[The Anvil]

I took no offense to it at all. I'm marginally flattered that I was included in the "hypothetical"

[MacDragon]

 Oss i like most of your posts.  I like your ride reports and the fact that you seem like a guy who gets out and rides.  Keep it up and provide us with those ride reports and pics (and secretary auditions, some of my favorites).  

  I also like to read the posts of those you have satirized.  I think it is great to have contrarian viewpoints and it saddens me to see the overwhelming personal attacks that eventually drive these viewpoints to other places.  All those posters mentioned seem to me to be thoughtful, intelligent people that just have different viewpoints than the "majority" and are not afraid to express them.  More power to them to not fear adverse opinion.

  Push them out and this board loses diversity and some of interesting debate.  Seems to me like a few of these posters are knowledgable about motorcycles and when they leave, no more posting on the Tech Board.

Are you kidding...none of these guys are going anywhere... I'm sure they all love the Valk, the debates and even the limelight at times... They'll probably be around until the sun stops shining... (about 6:30 this evening) )

[donaldcc]

Lighten up on OSS already, there was no malice in his post, he is merely pulling a few chains.  We all need our chains pulled once in a while.

. . .

  I also like to read the posts of those you have satirized.  I think it is great to have contrarian viewpoints . . .

  Certainly no malice intended for Oss.  I like satire. I also like "pulling chains"  and "stirring the pot" sometimes.