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« on: February 13, 2012, 02:47:33 PM » |
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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One man is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Montana contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, them works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says. " I figure this job woll run about $900. Thats $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and$100 profit for me. The Tennesse contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, " I can do the job for $700. That is $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me." Thr Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "2,700" The official , incredulous, says, " you didn't even measure like the other guys, How did you come up with such a high figure?. The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennesse to fix the fence." "Done!" replies the government offricial. And that is how the Gonernment Stimulus plan worked.
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