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« on: February 18, 2012, 03:17:54 PM » |
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Little Johnny
Ah... Little Johnny. He's at it again!
Presidential candidate, Barack Obama was visiting a primary
school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the
middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would
like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.
So our illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked
the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: If my best
friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a
tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a
tragedy.
No, said Obama, that would be an
accident.
A little girl raised her hand: If a school bus
carrying 50
children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that
would be a tragedy.
I'm afraid not, explained Obama.
That's what we would call
great loss.
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama
searched the room. Isn't there someone here who
can give me an example of a tragedy?
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his
hand. In a quiet voice he said: If the plane carrying
you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire'
missile and blown to smithereens that would be a
tragedy.
Fantastic! Exclaimed Obama. That's
right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?
Well, says Johnny, It has to be a tragedy,
because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss... and it
probably wouldn't be a f*#$%#g accident either.
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Jess Tolbirt
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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2012, 05:43:54 PM » |
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has the ban been lifted?
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Started out on old forum on day one but lost my member number.
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WamegoRob
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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2012, 05:54:34 PM » |
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There was a "Little Johnny" ban?
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FloridaValkRyder
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If your offended , you need a history lesson!!
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« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2012, 05:58:59 PM » |
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Little Johnny never hurt any body....  Why would there be a Little Johnny Ban.. |
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I still miss her.
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art
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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2012, 07:23:31 PM » |
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Gear Jammer
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Yeah,,,,,It's a HEMI
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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2012, 07:35:41 PM » |
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Lil Johnny's in a band ? ???   |
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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2012, 07:56:15 PM » |
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Gotta love Little Johnny. This will probably be deleted soon. |
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DirtyDan
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« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2012, 08:08:23 PM » |
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hey dont think of it as an obama joke
think of it as an obama INSULT
was there a george w bush joke ban ?
what makes this guy special ?
my two cents
dan
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Do it while you can. I did.... it my way
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PAVALKER
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« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2012, 10:48:44 PM » |
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And now the rest of the story.......
Immediately after Little Johnny provided his answer, the lunch bell sounded and the kids were dismissed for lunch break.
After Lunch, the children returned to the classroom, as did Obama, to finish the visit. Upon entering, Obama clapped and rung his hands together and asked "Ok, now where were we before Lunch?"
Little Frankie raised his hand, Obama called on him.... and Little Frankie stood up and said I think we were discussing the use of the word tragedy, and what the hell happened to Little Johnny and why isn't he back in class?
Then the recess bell rang again.....
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« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2012, 04:39:01 AM » |
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And now the rest of the story.......
Immediately after Little Johnny provided his answer, the lunch bell sounded and the kids were dismissed for lunch break.
After Lunch, the children returned to the classroom, as did Obama, to finish the visit. Upon entering, Obama clapped and rung his hands together and asked "Ok, now where were we before Lunch?"
Little Frankie raised his hand, Obama called on him.... and Little Frankie stood up and said I think we were discussing the use of the word tragedy, and what the hell happened to Little Johnny and why isn't he back in class?
Then the recess bell rang again.....
Tying those two jokes together was masterful...   |
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« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2012, 07:25:27 AM » |
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How about a Little Newt, Little Mitt, Little Ron, and Little Rick joke?  |
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3fan4life
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« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2012, 08:20:10 AM » |
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How about a Little Newt, Little Mitt, Little Ron, and Little Rick joke? NO PROBLEM MATE AS long as you don't object to these:   |
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