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Skinhead
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Troy, MI
« on: February 23, 2012, 06:12:11 PM »
An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his
dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell.

It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied
with the level of comfort in Hell. He soon begins to design and build
improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush
toilets and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty
popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan and says with a sneer: So, how are things in
Hell?

Satan replies: Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning,
flush toilets, and escalators. And there's no telling what this engineer
is going to come up with next.

What! God exclaims: You've got an engineer? That's a mistake, he should
never have been sent to Hell. Send him to me.

Not a chance, Satan replies: I like having an engineer on the staff, and
I'm keeping him!

God insists: Send him back or I'll sue!

Satan laughs uproariously and answers:

Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?
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fon1961
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East Tennessee
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2012, 06:31:10 PM »
like it  cooldude
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Oss
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2012, 07:24:29 PM »
 Cool
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Stormrider65
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Just Riding The Many Storms Of Life

Ft.Worth, Texas
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2012, 09:08:31 PM »
 2funny 2funny 2funny

What do you call a lawyer with s**t up to his neck??   Not enough s**t
What do you call 200 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean??  A good start
Why don't sharks attack lawyers in the ocean??  Professional courtesy

No offense to the honest and hard working lawyers out there.  I've had bad experiences with them and also couldn't resist the temptation crazy2

Walt
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In this wild and wolly world, there are only 3 things you can depend on, your brains, your bros, and your bike.  Ride free!!!

A good friend will bail you out of jail.  A true friend will be sitting next to saying "Damn, That Was Fun"
Jabba
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VRCCDS0197

Greenwood Indiana
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2012, 03:57:58 AM »
Know what problem with Lawyers is?

99% of them give the rest a bad name.

Lawyers are a lot of fun to make fun of... till you need one.  Then YOURS is your BEST friend.

Jabba
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Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005
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Beautiful east Tennessee ( GOD'S Country )
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2012, 04:10:40 AM »
Quote from: Jabba on February 24, 2012, 03:57:58 AM
Know what problem with Lawyers is?

99% of them give the rest a bad name.

Lawyers are a lot of fun to make fun of... till you need one.  Then YOURS is your BEST friend.

Jabba
I've got one dug in my pocket like a tick right now...Come March I hope and pray it was money well spent  Undecided
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I've seen alot of people that thought they were cool , but then again Lord I've seen alot of fools.
musclehead
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inverness fl
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2012, 07:37:40 AM »
 cooldude coolsmiley
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'in the tunnels uptown, the Rats own dream guns him down. the shots echo down them hallways in the night' - the Boss
Jabba
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Greenwood Indiana
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2012, 10:36:11 AM »
Quote from: Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005 on February 24, 2012, 04:10:40 AM
I've got one dug in my pocket like a tick right now...Come March I hope and pray it was money well spent  Undecided

Well Joe, I hope whatever you got going on works out how you want it too. 

Jabba
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