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lots of stuff, rats, spiders, dermestid beetles.
the one thing I'd never want to be is a male emperor penguin. as one, here is your life;
you arrive with all the other emperors at the end of summer and climb onto the snow pack of antarctica. you find a female, mate and when she lays the egg you get to walk around with it balanced on your feet for 4 months.
mean while the gals head back out to sea for bon bons and tea while you and the rest of your pals huddle up against hurricane force winds and temps about 1.5 million degrees below zero.
months go by and your chick hatches, and you regurgitate a meal for the little guy. that was the only thing you had on your stomach, you haven't eaten in months and are starting to get cranky.
finally the females come back and you get a break from the around the clock parenting gig and get to go have some sushi.
yeah, yeah, circle of life blah, blah, blah. no thanks!
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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2012, 07:54:05 PM » |
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lots of stuff, rats, spiders, dermestid beetles.
the one thing I'd never want to be is a male emperor penguin. as one, here is your life;
you arrive with all the other emperors at the end of summer and climb onto the snow pack of antarctica. you find a female, mate and when she lays the egg you get to walk around with it balanced on your feet for 4 months.
mean while the gals head back out to sea for bon bons and tea while you and the rest of your pals huddle up against hurricane force winds and temps about 1.5 million degrees below zero.
months go by and your chick hatches, and you regurgitate a meal for the little guy. that was the only thing you had on your stomach, you haven't eaten in months and are starting to get cranky.
finally the females come back and you get a break from the around the clock parenting gig and get to go have some sushi.
yeah, yeah, circle of life blah, blah, blah. no thanks!
No, when the "gals" head back out to sea, they ARE the bon bons and tea for the Killer Whales and Great Whites. |
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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2012, 08:33:17 PM » |
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Tom, if I come back(don't really believe in it) I want it to be as a Great Dane. A male with a big bladder....among other things! There's a number of people I'd like to raise a leg to.  |
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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2012, 09:07:42 PM » |
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when she lays the egg you get to walk around with it balanced on your feet for 4 months
In my experience, human marriage may not be all that different.  And look at the bright side.... at least she was gone for four months.
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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2012, 09:27:59 PM » |
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I wouldn't want to come back as a male Praying Mantis.  |
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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2012, 05:29:26 AM » |
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I wouldn't want to come back as a male Praying Mantis. Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Eat Me" |
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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2012, 05:52:26 AM » |
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I would come back as my wife and leave me the hell alone!!! (not an original quite)
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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2012, 06:51:17 AM » |
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Well, rest assured, there's no such thing as reincarnation.
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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2012, 06:54:21 AM » |
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sea horse, that's gotta be the worst. if there were such a thing as reiincarnation, i'd like to come back as a prostitute. get paid for what i love to do, wouldn't that be great!! but with my luck, i'd come back as a woman, not wanting it!! |
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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2012, 07:01:01 AM » |
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sea horse, that's gotta be the worst. if there were such a thing as reiincarnation, i'd like to come back as a prostitute. get paid for what i love to do, wouldn't that be great!! but with my luck, i'd come back as a woman, not wanting it!! Wow... you KNOW what prostitutes do the MOST right? I doubt you LOVE that so much... Not that there is anything WRONG with that.  Jabba |
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MY GUYS ONLY STORY-
IASKED MY WIFE IF SHE COULD BE REINCARNATED AS ANYTHING DIFFERENT WHAT WOULD SHE BE... SHE PAUSED A MINUTE AND SAID... "I WOULD LIKE TO COME BACK AS A COW"... I SAID "APPARENTLY YOU WEREN't LISTENING"!
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« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2012, 11:26:59 AM » |
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sea horse, that's gotta be the worst. if there were such a thing as reiincarnation, i'd like to come back as a prostitute. get paid for what i love to do, wouldn't that be great!! but with my luck, i'd come back as a woman, not wanting it!! Wow...do you realize what you just said you like? Of course, Seinfeld says there's nothing wrong with that.... Dave |
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« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2012, 02:21:58 PM » |
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I wouldnt want to come back as my younger brother. He had a mean older brother.
I would want to come back as Grandma's cat.
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2012, 04:55:21 PM » |
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Tom, if I come back(don't really believe in it) I want it to be as a Great Dane. A male with a big bladder....among other things! There's a number of people I'd like to raise a leg to. leave it to you john, that cracked me up! |
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« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2012, 04:56:08 PM » |
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I wouldn't want to come back as a male Praying Mantis. at least it'd be over quick  |
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« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2012, 04:57:02 PM » |
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I would come back as my wife and leave me the hell alone!!! (not an original quite)
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« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2012, 04:58:40 PM » |
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lots of stuff, rats, spiders, dermestid beetles.
the one thing I'd never want to be is a male emperor penguin. as one, here is your life;
you arrive with all the other emperors at the end of summer and climb onto the snow pack of antarctica. you find a female, mate and when she lays the egg you get to walk around with it balanced on your feet for 4 months.
mean while the gals head back out to sea for bon bons and tea while you and the rest of your pals huddle up against hurricane force winds and temps about 1.5 million degrees below zero.
months go by and your chick hatches, and you regurgitate a meal for the little guy. that was the only thing you had on your stomach, you haven't eaten in months and are starting to get cranky.
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No, when the "gals" head back out to sea, they ARE the bon bons and tea for the Killer Whales and Great Whites. well it is the ocean, everything is on the menu for something else (unless it's too poisonous too big to eat) |
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« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2012, 05:07:21 PM » |
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A friend once said, not about comeing back but going, that he wanted to be creamated and his ashes taken to the big summers eve vat at johnson & johnson. |
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« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2012, 06:12:25 PM » |
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I always thought dumping (some of) my ashes in the punch at my wake would be funny....... but that would just be poor taste.
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« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2012, 06:18:51 PM » |
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you ain't come'in back ...  this gig is a one time deal ...  |
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« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2012, 04:24:09 AM » |
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you ain't come'in back ... this gig is a one time deal ...  Buzz-Kill. Man, we're just havin' a little fun. We don't come to your church and ruin the mood for YOU do we? Jabba |
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« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2012, 02:37:15 PM » |
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I always thought dumping (some of) my ashes in the punch at my wake would be funny....... but that would just be poor taste.
and one mourner turns to the next and says 'does this taste funny to you?' your statement works on a couple levels |
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« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2012, 02:39:40 PM » |
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Ain't coming back to this human infested wasteland.
God said in his book I don't have too.
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« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2012, 03:43:14 PM » |
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I always thought dumping (some of) my ashes in the punch at my wake would be funny....... but that would just be poor taste.
and one mourner turns to the next and says 'does this taste funny to you?' your statement works on a couple levelsA pun, my word (Upon my word). That was the intention. |
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