Titan
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« on: March 21, 2012, 02:06:55 PM » |
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Husband asks wife how far you would travel in an hour if you were driving 80 miles per hour. 
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Serk
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« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2012, 02:18:08 PM » |
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I sure hope he's got a REALLLLLLY comfortable couch! Reminds me of this Einstein's solution to "global warming":
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Sergeant D
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So your bike has how many cylinders?
Universal City, TX
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« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2012, 02:33:31 PM » |
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scary thing is these people vote or soon will be voting.
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"It's a friggen motorcycle, it's not supposed to be comfortable, quiet or safe. The windnoise is supposed to hurt your ears, the seat should be hard and riding it should make you crap your pants every now and then."
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bigguy
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« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2012, 02:54:33 PM » |
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Yeahhh, Don't think them boys snagged them girls for their brains.
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BigAl
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« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2012, 03:03:49 PM » |
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Air conditioners outside, not too far fetched isthe idea the little blonde had there.
Engineer the Grass to grow white.
White roofs on all structures.
Paint all structures white.
The ice and snow reflect the heat back out into space literrally.
Ok Wait for it, snow and ice are mostly white.
Less Ice on the Glaciers and Mountain Tops and such add to the wrming effect of the Carbon Gases in the atmosphere.
A little engineering and the Earth will cool a little over time.
But if we wait a while the Earth will take care of itself
It has done just that for billions of years.
We may not be here, but it will be untl the Sun Burns itself into Super Nova.
THese Green Housers shoud shut the mouth of complaining all the time. TOo much hot air we already have.
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The Anvil
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« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2012, 03:11:05 PM » |
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God I sure hope she can do more with that purdy mouth than just talk.
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
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Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
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Psychotic Bovine
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« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2012, 03:54:05 PM » |
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I am guessing the second one failed the part of the physics course on thermodynamics.
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« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2012, 04:56:52 PM » |
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Please please please please please tell me they are NOT gonna let either one of those females breed.  Them two ladies producing offspring is a scary azz thought.  RIDE SAFE. |
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Oss
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« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2012, 05:00:48 PM » |
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can they type? just askin  wouldnt hire either one tho |
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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
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« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2012, 05:45:10 PM » |
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'in the tunnels uptown, the Rats own dream guns him down. the shots echo down them hallways in the night' - the Boss
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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2012, 05:48:51 PM » |
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I gave my wife the very same quiz tonight as we were driving. She answered immediately. I gave her every change to change her mind but she was certain. And she was right. But she's not blond. I'm proud of her. (I had my doubts!) (and I hope she doesn't see this post.) |
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Chrisj CMA
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« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2012, 06:09:44 PM » |
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This is the same kinda thoughts I have whenever I watch Jay Leno do his "Jay" Walking. Americans have been stoopified....scary
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« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2012, 06:14:48 PM » |
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One Day a teenage boy just starting to notice girls was praying to God.
He asked..."God, why did you make girls so pretty?"
MY SON THAT IS SO YOU WOULD LIKE THEM
Then he asked "God why did you make them so soft?"
MY SON, SO YOU WOULD REALLY LIKE THEM
Lastly he asked God..."God tell me then, why did you make them soooo stupid?"
MY SON, I DID THAT SO THEY WOULD LIKE YOU
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musclehead
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« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2012, 07:06:35 PM » |
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ya know sometimes someone will ask you a question and your mind will just go blank. like "how do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky louis-ville or leweyville?"
I await the answer.....
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'in the tunnels uptown, the Rats own dream guns him down. the shots echo down them hallways in the night' - the Boss
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alph
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« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2012, 07:10:54 PM » |
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there's a reason why they get pregnant.
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Willow
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« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2012, 07:42:29 PM » |
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« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2012, 07:46:57 PM » |
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no,,,frank-fart
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Hoser
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« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2012, 09:48:05 PM » |
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In Kansas, it's frank-fert (I was born there) Guess that's "a midwestern twang" Hoser  |
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fordmano
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« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2012, 10:36:55 PM » |
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Got me one of those  ,,, but mine isn't STUPID like the ones in the video  . |
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Stormrider65
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« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2012, 01:26:47 PM » |
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Well, I can say I don't suck THAT bad at math. Lets see, divide by 4 carry the one, look at the hypotanuse of the triangle then multiply......................................... Damn, my head hurts. Screw it!! I'm going riding
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In this wild and wolly world, there are only 3 things you can depend on, your brains, your bros, and your bike. Ride free!!!
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Rams
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So many colors to choose from yet so few stand out
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« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2012, 02:05:17 PM » |
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Frank-fort
Thank you.  Louisville |
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Learning the majority of life's lessons the hard way.
Every trip is an adventure, enjoy it while it lasts.
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musclehead
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« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2012, 04:00:15 PM » |
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'in the tunnels uptown, the Rats own dream guns him down. the shots echo down them hallways in the night' - the Boss
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« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2012, 10:10:55 AM » |
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Ok I read this post right after reading about the guy gett'n hit by the truck and all I'm thinking is why they're making a vid. while driving 80MPH. at least the second couple were stopped.
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alph
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« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2012, 11:03:57 AM » |
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Ok I read this post right after reading about the guy gett'n hit by the truck and all I'm thinking is why they're making a vid. while driving 80MPH. at least the second couple were stopped.
good point, there were two idiots in that car!! can't wait till they produce little voters...... i saw them on some morning TV show, and the guy had to expain why his wife was so stupid, and he said it was because they were on their honeymoon and they had been driving all day, and she was tired...... i don't buy that one either.... |
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