A New Democratic Symbol (joke via email)

[TomT]

 
The Democratic Party today announced that it is changing its symbol from the Donkey to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the Party's political stance.   A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
 
Wow, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!   

[ricoman]

posted 2 hours and nothing?
this post won't be fun until the bickering starts.

[Oss]

sorry went to the store  out of popcorn

[Chrisj CMA]

The Democratic Party today announced that it is changing its symbol from the Donkey to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the Party's political stance.   A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
 
Wow, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!   

Theres a huge problem...........some on the left wont approve the latex ones cause they think its a petroleum product and the rest hate the natural ones because its from an animal (a PITA thing)  so internal bickering about which type to go with delays the implementation of the symbol all together and the big "ass" is looking more accurate all the time

[Chrisj CMA]

The Condom is too funny.....I never got the donkey thing, but if they cant agree on a condome I vote for this one:

[Serk]

I never got the donkey thing

Had to go look it up, kinda interesting backstory:

http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0881985.html

[ricoman]

then there are those who would poke holes in them and blame_______(fill in the blank)
for them not working, and those who would want them for free, etc., etc.

[musclehead]

I'm not sure what the new symbol for the repubs would be, but it would have to be something invertebrate

[czuch]

Sea sponge? Its a filter and when removed from its element it shrivels to nothing.
So sad, on both counts.