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John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike

De Pere, WI (Green Bay)


« on: May 07, 2012, 09:21:44 AM »

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree whiles driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED BUTT is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates.   uglystupid2

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PAVALKER
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Retired Navy 22YOS, 2014 Valkyrie , VRCC# 27213

Pittsburgh, Pa


« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2012, 09:25:51 AM »

 cooldude     Nah, we might have to blame Al Gore..... he invented the internet didn't he?     Grin
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John                           
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denton texas


« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2012, 10:06:06 AM »

hey John, can i come to orlando and ride your bike?or could you just mail me your seat?
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John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike

De Pere, WI (Green Bay)


« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2012, 12:03:49 PM »

hey John, can i come to orlando and ride your bike?or could you just mail me your seat?

Geez....guess your handle is Doubleminded for a reason.  2funny  Sorry, couldn't resist. Actually, that's my "show" seat and backrest, built on a Corbin pan and is a bit hard on the glutes for any distance. The pic below is my comfy one used for most riding, especially long distance. It's an Ultimate King bought without a cover and my friend that did the Corbin cover did this one. I had to cut down the nose a bit to match up with the tank bib, and did a little relief down the center for obvious reasons.  Wink  That's a Utopia backrest with the Ultimate, the Corbin seat also has the Corbin backrest.

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