Oss, you work in great environment I must say. Must be rough?

I work in a warehouse office and is like a prison with dress codes that totally do not make sense. Even thought of walking out 1 day quitting in March when it was like 80 degrees in their and I wore my shorts heaven forbid slightly above my knees (suppose to be knee level or below) and the boss says NO shorts until May 1st. I have asked several times for them to show me the dresscode policy and they never have. Today just found out we as office workers in the warehouse cannot ever go this summer in sandals into the warehouse even on the yellow safety walkway to go to the bathroom even without first changing into tennis shoes, etc. It is like a prison I tell you. They think safety (or more like lawsuit) over comfort to get the job done. Once they outrule wearing shorts, I will quit for sure.
Nice hot, sexy women you have there in the office with nice skimpy skirts - gotta be a tough one to get anything done. I remember working with a Becky in the office in the early 90's that would make anyone salute the old flagpole. She wore leather tight mini-skirts almost daily with tight blouses and her C, near D cup front, could easily hang coffee mugs from - very nice!