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R J
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Des Moines, IA


« on: June 16, 2012, 11:38:02 AM »

Two gas company servicemen, one old, one young, were calling on houses in a neighborhood, checking meters.   
At the final house on their rounds, a  biker watched through the window as they checked the meter.   
When they were through, the older man, wanting to prove his fitness, challenged the youngster to a footrace back to their truck which was parked down the street.
As the two men raced toward the truck, they were surprised to find the biker from the last house huffing and puffing right behind them,    “What’s wrong?” they asked him.
The biker gasped, “hell if I know. But when I saw two gas company men running as hard as you two were, I figured I better run, too.” cooldude cooldude

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Chrisj CMA
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« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2012, 12:24:14 PM »

Cant be true.....well unless the biker had a HD and it was in the shop...cause Id be on the Valkyrie heading down the street, not leaving it to blow up
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R J
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DS-0009 ...... # 173

Des Moines, IA


« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2012, 12:41:51 PM »

Cant be true.....well unless the biker had a HD and it was in the shop...cause Id be on the Valkyrie heading down the street, not leaving it to blow up

That might be a good after thought, but I don't think I'll wait around to get the Valk out.     Them damn gas explosions are hot and fast, responded to a couple of them in my tenure, don't really want to do another one, but, if I'm the only one around, I'll be a 1st responder..

I can replace the damn  bike, but my skin don't heal up too good.   It leaves a lot of scars.
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john
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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2012, 01:53:55 PM »

              coolsmiley                        2funny                     cooldude
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YoungPUP
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Valparaiso, In


« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2012, 02:05:23 PM »

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Jess from VA
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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2012, 04:05:32 PM »

Active duty EOD (explosive ordinance disposal) (bombs, IEDs) guy has a patch on his uniform....... "if you see me running, try to keep up."



I don't care how good the suit is, I'm not doing that job.





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musclehead
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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2012, 06:36:21 PM »

Active duty EOD (explosive ordinance disposal) (bombs, IEDs) guy has a patch on his uniform....... "if you see me running, try to keep up."



I don't care how good the suit is, I'm not doing that job.







I knew a guy from the 'nam era he was EOD. we worked together at the P.O. he was 'very interesting' to say the least.  Roll Eyes
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YoungPUP
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« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2012, 06:51:40 PM »

When the post operation check list includes, 10 fingers, 2 arms, 2 legs.  I'll pass.
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