Entertainment night at the Senior Center. Probably been posted before.

[John Schmidt]

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center . Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the light.

Claude the hypnotist said: 'I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch.'

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

'SH*T!' said the hypnotist.

It took 3 days to clean up the Senior Center

[Michael K (Az.)]

Bad John!!

[John Schmidt]

Bad John!!

Mike, would you believe that came from my cousin, she's a retired teacher and will be 80 in a couple months. Still ornery as cat pee!    Must run in the family!

[Jess Tolbirt]

do you know how to make 200 old ladys say o sh!t all at once? on saturday afternoon walk into any VFW post and holler BINGO!!!