Fudd
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http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/27/12444188-marijuana-found-in-face-chewers-body-but-no-other-drugs-medical-examiner-says?liteNo one in America (including me) believed the girlfriend when she said that he only smoked a little pot. I don't know if this revelation makes me feel better or worse. Admittedly, I don't know the first thing about "bath salts." All I knew is "I don't do 'em and don't hang around anybody that does, so maybe I won't get my face eaten off." As far as I know, pot won't cause you to strip naked and eat someones face, either. It was also interesting when they reported that, "no human tissue was found in Rudy Eugene's (a.k.a. "the zombie) stomach. There's a lot more questions here than answers.
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« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2012, 10:49:28 AM » |
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There don't have to be drugs for "bat-crap crazy" 
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« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2012, 10:56:56 AM » |
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« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2012, 10:59:10 AM » |
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There don't have to be drugs for "bat-crap crazy"  You got THAT right... there are people who are bat crap crazy with NO help from pharmaceuticals. Jabba
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« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2012, 11:04:32 AM » |
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There don't have to be drugs for "bat-crap crazy"  That's less than comforting. I liked it better when I thought, "all I had to do was avoid the bath salt crowd to save face." (pun intended)
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« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2012, 12:31:11 PM » |
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He had the munchies and didn't have enough money for Doritos! If he had been provided free Doritos this would never have happened!! Doritos are a RIGHT!!
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« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2012, 01:10:00 PM » |
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He had the munchies and didn't have enough money for Doritos! If he had been provided free Doritos this would never have happened!! Doritos are a RIGHT!!
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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2012, 03:09:50 PM » |
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Zombies. Aim for the head........and double tap. 
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« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2012, 03:15:33 PM » |
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He had the munchies and didn't have enough money for Doritos! If he had been provided free Doritos this would never have happened!! Doritos are a RIGHT!!
This now qualifies as a political post. 
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« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2012, 03:22:15 PM » |
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Double tap comes naturally. Just gonna hafta carry more I suppose.
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« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2012, 03:40:01 PM » |
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He had the munchies and didn't have enough money for Doritos! If he had been provided free Doritos this would never have happened!! Doritos are a RIGHT!!
This now qualifies as a political post.  Only if YOU make it one. Which is as sure as the sun rising...
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« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2012, 05:17:49 PM » |
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Wellll, it's been a decade plus a couple months, but I used to smoke a little pot. Little as in the USA has a little deficit....
Anyway, during these times I can pretty confidently say that I never, ever, had the urge to chew off someones face. No matter how bad the munchies got, a persons face never really made me say "Boy that would sure hit the spot." Never.
I just don't think it was the evil weed. Otherwise think of all the zombies out there on the left coast. Those people can smoke pot AND a great deal of them are crazy...but I see no zombies there.
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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2012, 06:55:22 PM » |
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You dont want to know what meth heads eat/sell in jail. 
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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2012, 07:01:28 PM » |
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When there is nothing on cable you get bored. When you get bored, you start to think of ways to amuse yourself. When you think of ways to amuse yourself, you end up snorting bath salts. When you snort bath salts, you get the urge to eat people’s faces. Don’t end up eating people’s faces, get direct tv.
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« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2012, 07:25:05 PM » |
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I can't help about the shape I'm in I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin But don't ask me what I think of you I might not give the answer that you want me to 
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« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2012, 07:29:48 PM » |
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Or as Jane Cobb says in Serenity, "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?"
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« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2012, 07:46:54 PM » |
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You dont want to know what meth heads eat/sell in jail.  I want to know. If it's too over the top to be said in general population, then PM me.
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« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2012, 09:43:40 PM » |
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Or as Jane Cobb says in Serenity, "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?"
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« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2012, 03:34:34 AM » |
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When there is nothing on cable you get bored. When you get bored, you start to think of ways to amuse yourself. When you think of ways to amuse yourself, you end up snorting bath salts. When you snort bath salts, you get the urge to eat people’s faces. Don’t end up eating people’s faces, get direct tv.
Well done! You should send that idea into direct tv, who knows, they might just use it!
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« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2012, 02:01:22 PM » |
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You dont want to know what meth heads eat/sell in jail.  I want to know. If it's too over the top to be said in general population, then PM me. If it is, it will just be pulled! Well meth heads like to pick at themselves. This in turn forms scab. Meth is excreted by the body in several forms. Piss & scabs are a form, which is high in meth. Some meth labs will use piss, from a meth user, to skip a few cooking steps. In jail meth is not available. Scabs are. So they will sell their scabs. Then they eat them. 
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« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2012, 02:45:47 PM » |
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There don't have to be drugs for "bat-crap crazy"  That's less than comforting. I liked it better when I thought, "all I had to do was avoid the bath salt crowd to save face." (pun intended) ow, ow ouch my stomach  bad pun stomach cramp 
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« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2012, 05:09:10 PM » |
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There don't have to be drugs for "bat-crap crazy"  
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« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2012, 07:43:49 PM » |
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You dont want to know what meth heads eat/sell in jail.  I want to know. If it's too over the top to be said in general population, then PM me. If it is, it will just be pulled! Well meth heads like to pick at themselves. This in turn forms scab. Meth is excreted by the body in several forms. Piss & scabs are a form, which is high in meth. Some meth labs will use piss, from a meth user, to skip a few cooking steps. In jail meth is not available. Scabs are. So they will sell their scabs. Then they eat them.  of all the things I learned today, that had to be the worst! I need to find a vomitorium!
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« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2012, 07:45:04 PM » |
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I was thinking "this is your face, this is your face when the other guy is on drugs"  you know he's very well groomed, for a crazy person...... 
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