Tuesday Teasers......

[kiwi#9582]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving

at him.  She says "Hello!"



He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her

from.  So he says, 'Do you know me?'



To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'



Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful

to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on

the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'



She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher.

[ChromeDome]

OUCH!

 

[kiwi#9582]

Hey, C.D......  How ya been???  Thanks for the THREE thumbs up.....