Lets blow some Sh!t up!!!
1: Light Fuse
2: Drop explosive device That was made for VERY low Price in China
3: Run like your life depends on it( Remember: MADE IN CHINA!!!)
4: Watch the destruction and laugh hysterically
5: Check for missing digits, and colateral damage
6: REPEAT
HAPPY FOURTH!!!
I really would like to but we are in severe drought conditions here.

We are under burn bans red flag conditions and yesterdays paper stated we can't even use out charcoal grills.

When i walk on my lawn it sounds like i'm walking on balsa wood model airplanes.

Three large area fireworks shows have been cancelled here.

Don't blow yerself up and have a safe 4th of July.

RIDE SAFE.