Thursday Thoughts... Early Edition

A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.She pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot."No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said.The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says: " I can't do the gas thing.The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!'The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objections to taking a pill."No objection," he says. "I'm fine with pills."The dentist gives him a couple of pills. He swallows them. "What are they?" he says."Viagra," says the dentist."Heck," the patient says, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer.""It doesn't" said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."