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« on: August 19, 2012, 08:58:15 AM » |
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 Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. IBA # 45723 2001 Honda Valkyrie Standard (Sold after 9 years) 2009 BMW R1200 GSA |
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2012, 09:59:21 AM » |
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I occasionally have weird dreams, but so far none involve a vacuum cleaner. LOL
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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2012, 10:29:24 AM » |
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On the trip to IZ12, my wife wanted me to take my whole wardrobe, I looked like Fred Flintstone riding a motorcycle on a camping trip. Luckily, yours was just a dream, wait until she actually helps you pack.
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 If you are riding and it is a must that you keep your eyes on the road, you are riding too fast. |
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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2012, 03:50:00 PM » |
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BnB Tom
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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2012, 05:09:50 AM » |
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Hope she's not trying to tell you that 'You Suck'!  |
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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2012, 07:41:50 AM » |
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Hope she's not trying to tell you that 'You Suck'! Now you got worried. After being married 22 years I still have a difficult time translating what she thinks sometimes................... OK all the time. When I told Peggy and the kids about my nightmare, they were rolling on the ground laughing. Translation please from some of you better edjumicated female valkaholics please! If it come down to it I figure I can always mount a hitch to that vacuum cleaner and drag it around. It would effect my mileage I know, only for the first tank and I can live with that  |
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Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. IBA # 45723 2001 Honda Valkyrie Standard (Sold after 9 years) 2009 BMW R1200 GSA |
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2012, 08:15:03 AM » |
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It's really bad when you can't figure out what your wife is thinking when it's in YOUR dream.  Now, in real life, if you can figure her out, you'll be the first man to ever accomplish such a feat.  |
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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2012, 08:34:50 AM » |
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It's simple. You have a suppressed guilt feeling about some maintenance job around the house that you have put off and the wife could be better off if you fixed it. You know you are being selfish by taking off on this trip, and now the guilt is creeping in, first in your dream state, and within 4 days into your trip, you will suddenly turn around and head home feeling totally guilty about something you have yet to figure out what it is. You will get home with your tail between your legs and do some submissive gesture to reassure the boss that she is still the boss and you screwed up and it will never happen again...................... or something like that |
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« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2012, 10:58:47 AM » |
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It doesn't start getting really weird until you start getting into trouble for things you did in HER dream.
Perhaps where I went wrong was when I started trying to convince her later that me going out with other women was just me trying to fulfill her wildest dreams!
Mark
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« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2012, 07:04:13 PM » |
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It's simple. You have a suppressed guilt feeling about some maintenance job around the house that you have put off and the wife could be better off if you fixed it. You know you are being selfish by taking off on this trip, and now the guilt is creeping in, first in your dream state, and within 4 days into your trip, you will suddenly turn around and head home feeling totally guilty about something you have yet to figure out what it is. You will get home with your tail between your legs and do some submissive gesture to reassure the boss that she is still the boss and you screwed up and it will never happen again...................... or something like that I was a navy corpsman 69-73. |
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Jesus likes vakyries.
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« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2012, 07:53:30 PM » |
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Knowing you like I do, my first thought was: take the vac or don't ride = where are you going to strap it? Your hitch method is even better. It's temporary!  |
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2012, 06:01:18 AM » |
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He could put it in his nifty little trailer..... Hay  Jimmyt |
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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2012, 07:02:19 AM » |
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Do what ever it takes to keep the wife happy......strap on the vacumn cleaner.....1st stop is at your buddies house........last stop coming home is your buddies house..........gotta keep the little lady happy.
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« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2012, 01:06:59 PM » |
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Did ya'll hear that Harley Davidson finally came out with a product that doesn't suck? Yeah... they make a vacuum cleaner now... |
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...  IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2012, 05:43:42 PM » |
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Did ya'll hear that Harley Davidson finally came out with a product that doesn't suck? Yeah... they make a vacuum cleaner now... It might look like this..........  WHAT A NIGHTMARE!!!!!  !!!! |
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