Rode into Lexington, Virgina this morning and met up with Highbinder and Lady Draco and spent a couple of hours in Lexington. Well, we walked out of the resteraunt that we had lunch in and walked by the one next door and who is sitting there, but Meryl Streep!!!!! A bona fide movie star in Lexington. Well, we started to go in and meet her but the staff of the resterarunt wouldn't let Highbinder in because "he looked shifty especially with the mirrored sunglasses." Or so they said.
Well, Hard 6 and I sat with Meryl and she said that we could call her by her first name and said that Louisiana was one of her most favorite places to visit with the food, music and culture. She ordered us a coffee and we sat with her and her husband, Don Gummer - a really nice guy! Anyway, we sat with with them and were discussing a possible future trip for them to come down to Louisiana and visit. She seemed excited since she had not eaten Boudin yet and we were discussing her appearance at the Romp at the Swamp this year. She was all for it - and her agent, who was also at the table, said that there would be no charge and it actually looked like her schedule would be free that weekend.
Right about then, her husband looks in the window and spews his coffee through his nose because Highbinder has his his chest pressed against the window and is licking the glass behind Meryl. I think what really set the staff off (and Meryl's husband) was when Highbinder lifted his tee shirt and pressed his belly against the glass behind Meryl while making flatulation sounds with his hand inside his armpit.
A quick retreat was called for before the LAW arrived! We avoided arrest but the VRCC's reputation with Meryl Streep will never be the same. All I can say is, I don't think she will be coming to the Romp this year after all.
Them Virginie folks - ya just can't take em nowhere!
