Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005
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« on: June 27, 2009, 05:33:12 PM » |
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Jackson dies from 12 year old nuts.
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 I've seen alot of people that thought they were cool , but then again Lord I've seen alot of fools. |
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Ghost
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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2009, 05:41:29 PM » |
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:cooldude:Wow Joe, Good one.
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2009, 06:13:54 PM » |
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...and i heard it was a 13 year old wiener...I stand corrected! PIBIT #34  |
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You can only go half way into the darkest forest before you are coming out the other side, unless of course, you have been walking in circles...
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Capt. Morgan
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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2009, 06:31:11 PM » |
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When Farah passed she was asked in Heaven what she would like and she said I wish all little boys to be safe and now you know the rest
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Clark
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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2009, 06:49:33 PM » |
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where Michael was deeeeep in debt but there is an unreleased song they are hoping will offset the debt when it is released... its titled.. dont let yer son go down on me
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« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2009, 06:58:51 PM » |
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Michael Jackson wont be cremated. Instead, he's going to be melted down into legos so that young kids can play with HIM for a change.  |
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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2009, 07:17:48 PM » |
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you all are all bad, funny but baaaadddd
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Steve K (IA)
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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2009, 08:06:53 PM » |
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In honor of Micheal Jackson passing away, McDonald's is introducing the MJburger...50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.......... |
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Raverez
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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2009, 10:17:53 PM » |
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Nope he had a "minor stroke".
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PharmBoy
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« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2009, 02:38:56 AM » |
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If it was a stroke of any kind it was created by "major drugs". Most deaths due to O.D. on pain killers are due to respiratory failure. Alcohol just adds fuel to the fire, so to speak...JTL
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Strong Eagle
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« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2009, 03:57:31 AM » |
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If it was a stroke of any kind it was created by "major drugs". Most deaths due to O.D. on pain killers are due to respiratory failure. Alcohol just adds fuel to the fire, so to speak...JTL
Ahhh... PharmBoy... might have been 'minor stroke' as in 'rub and tug'. |
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« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2009, 06:52:33 AM » |
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Those are all funny puns, but, I was wondering, if this could all be a publicity stunt? Kinda like coke changing to the “new recipe”….. I wouldn’t put it past him, if I were in debt of $400 million I’d fake my death also!!!
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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2009, 07:17:14 AM » |
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I heard that K mart was having a sale on boys underware 1/2 off.
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judd
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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2009, 07:33:46 AM » |
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Shortly before his death, Michael was quoted as saying "he felt like a young boy" Never know, He might of choked on a small bone.
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Strong Eagle
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« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2009, 07:57:53 AM » |
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Ya know, I've probably made as much fun as anyone... and the life story of Micheal Jackson is kind of sad. A boy who never really got to have a childhood... fame from an early age... and the responsibilities and pressure that come with it.
Burned out at 50... and maybe for so many years he tried to re-capture that childhood. He did many things wrong... and many more right. A brilliant artist/entertainer... God rest his soul.
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« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2009, 08:08:26 AM » |
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Ya know, I've probably made as much fun as anyone... and the life story of Micheal Jackson is kind of sad. A boy who never really got to have a childhood... fame from an early age... and the responsibilities and pressure that come with it.
Burned out at 50... and maybe for so many years he tried to re-capture that childhood. He did many things wrong... and many more right. A brilliant artist/entertainer... God rest his soul.
I agree with you Wayne. I personally didn't care for his '80's music, I did however like the "jackson 5" can't really judge him as being a pedifile since I don't know the whole "true" story. wouldn't dout there was some sort of black male going on ( not that michael was black anymore) but you know what i mean.... al. |
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Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005
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« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2009, 08:57:19 AM » |
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Ya know, I've probably made as much fun as anyone... and the life story of Micheal Jackson is kind of sad. A boy who never really got to have a childhood... fame from an early age... and the responsibilities and pressure that come with it.
Burned out at 50... and maybe for so many years he tried to re-capture that childhood. He did many things wrong... and many more right. A brilliant artist/entertainer... God rest his soul.
47 years old and sleeping with 7 year old boys that make's that freak a petafile in my book. Hell scored another one IMO. |
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I've seen alot of people that thought they were cool , but then again Lord I've seen alot of fools. |
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« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2009, 01:51:16 PM » |
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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?.... When the big hand touches the little hand.  |
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Clark
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« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2009, 03:43:15 PM » |
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Ya know, I've probably made as much fun as anyone... and the life story of Micheal Jackson is kind of sad. A boy who never really got to have a childhood... fame from an early age... and the responsibilities and pressure that come with it.
Burned out at 50... and maybe for so many years he tried to re-capture that childhood. He did many things wrong... and many more right. A brilliant artist/entertainer... God rest his soul.
47 years old and sleeping with 7 year old boys that make's that freak a petafile in my book. Hell scored another one IMO. ....WTF'S A PETAFILE??? |
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Tropic traveler
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« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2009, 04:13:49 PM » |
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Willy
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« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2009, 04:51:16 PM » |
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Those are all funny puns, but, I was wondering, if this could all be a publicity stunt? Kinda like coke changing to the “new recipe”….. I wouldn’t put it past him, if I were in debt of $400 million I’d fake my death also!!!
It's just a matter of time before rumors start spreading about MJ faking his own death. Famous people aren't aloud to die. Everyone from Amelia Airheart to Elvis and even Andy Koffman faked their own death. |
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Gear Jammer
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« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2009, 07:09:21 PM » |
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Best laughs I've had all week ! |
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« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2009, 06:41:42 PM » |
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MJ and a small boy are walking through a cemetery at night. The little boy, in a trembling voice says, "gee, Mr. Jackson-I'm scared!!!". MJ replies, "You think YOU'RE scared!!?? I have to come back this way alone.".
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Stanley Steamer
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« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2009, 07:42:07 PM » |
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« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2009, 05:45:51 AM » |
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From Wikipedia ......Petafile:
The term petaphilia (or paetaphilia) has a range of definitions as found in psychology, law enforcement, and the vernacular. As a medical diagnosis, it is defined as a psychological disorder in which an adult experiences a sexual preference for card caring members of PETA.[1][2][3] According to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM), petaphilia is specified as a form of paraphilia in which a person either has acted on intense sexual urges towards PETA activists', or experiences recurrent sexual urges towards and fantasies about PETA Members that cause distress or interpersonal difficulty.[4] The disorder is common among people who commit PETA sexual abuse;[5][6][7] however, some offenders do not meet the clinical diagnosis standards for petaphilia.[8] In strictly behavioral contexts, the word "petaphilia" has been used to refer to PETA sexual abuse itself, also called "petaphilic behavior".[6][9][10][11][12]
In law enforcement, the term "petafile" is generally used to describe those accused or convicted of the sexual abuse of a PETA (including both male and female members and especially those who display extreme public disruptions).[13] An example of this use can be seen in various forensic training manuals. Some researchers have described this usage as improper and suggested it can confound two separate types of offenders.[13] In common usage, the term refers to any adult who is sexually attracted to PETA members who display behavior that can be coined as "Don't have a clue".[12][14]
The causes of petaphilia are not known; research is ongoing.[15] Most petaphiles are men, though there are also women who are petaphiles.[11][16][17] Due to the stereotype that petaphiles are always male, it has been difficult to determine the prevalence of females with petaphilia; however studies in the UK and USA suggest that a range of 5% to 20% of PETA sexual abuse offenses are perpetrated by women.[18]
In forensic psychology and law enforcement, there have been a variety of typologies suggested to categorize petaphiles according to behavior and motivations.[19] No significant curative treatment for petaphilia has yet been found. There are, however, certain therapies that can reduce the incidence of petaphilic behaviors that result in PETA Activist sexual abuse.[6][20]
Now you know the rest of the story
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BudMan
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« Reply #27 on: June 30, 2009, 07:05:24 AM » |
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Buddy
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« Reply #28 on: June 30, 2009, 07:21:02 AM » |
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So ThreeAces97,
is that why he had a chimp??
that's discusting!! (was it a girl chimp or boy chimp)
you know PETA stands for "people-eating-tasty-animals"
SICK! i just had a discuting thought of MJ and the chimp in 69 !! yuk!
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« Reply #29 on: June 30, 2009, 07:44:20 AM » |
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SICK! i just had a discuting thought of MJ and the chimp in 69 !! yuk!
I don't think he had a monkey in 69.  |
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« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2009, 08:41:31 AM » |
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I remember hearing about his chimp. It was a boy chimp named "Bubbles". MJ could often be found in the bathtub blowing bubbles.
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Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005
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« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2009, 09:02:26 AM » |
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I remember hearing about his chimp. It was a boy chimp named "Bubbles". MJ could often be found in the bathtub blowing bubbles.
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