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Maggie Valley, NC
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June 29, 2009, 07:50:59 AM »
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, “This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called Turpentine”
The Priest said, “No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she’ll pass a healthy baby”.
The little boy replied, “If you rub turpentine on a cat's a^se, he'll pass a Harley Davidson”.
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Jabba
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VRCCDS0197
Greenwood Indiana
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June 29, 2009, 09:56:00 AM »
Nice.
Be careful... not allowed to Harley Bash on here...
Jabba
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Popeye
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Plainfield, IL
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June 29, 2009, 10:07:00 AM »
I like that joke, makes me smile every time.
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A man stands tallest when he stoops to help a child.
Heros wear dog tags, not capes
bsnicely
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Huntington, WV
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June 29, 2009, 10:14:57 AM »
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I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have plenty of music. It seems to infuse strength into my limbs and ideas into my brain. Life seems to go on without effort, when I am filled with music.
Blackduck KS
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Atitude Is Everything
Wichita KS.
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June 29, 2009, 11:57:27 AM »
Whats wrong with a cat passing a Harley He$$ I thought everything passed Harleys
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