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« on: June 29, 2009, 07:50:59 AM »

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.  He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.   

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, “This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called Turpentine”

The Priest said, “No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she’ll pass a healthy baby”.

The little boy replied, “If you rub turpentine on a cat's a^se, he'll pass a Harley Davidson”.
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Jabba
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« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2009, 09:56:00 AM »

Nice.

Be careful... not allowed to Harley Bash on here...

 angel

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Popeye
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« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2009, 10:07:00 AM »

I like that joke, makes me smile every time.
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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2009, 10:14:57 AM »

 cooldude  cooldude  Cheesy  Grin  Grin  Grin 2funny   2funny   2funny  uglystupid2
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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2009, 11:57:27 AM »

Whats wrong with a cat passing a Harley He$$ I thought everything passed Harleys  2funny  2funny  2funny  2funny
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