Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with the latter of the moods listed.
This is what hit us steady from about 12:40 to just after 1:pm today in great masses I might add...

This is how my Monte Carlo looked shortly thereafter...





Kinda puts a damper on the whole whistling along with the bluebirds... :'(
The upside... I didn't have MY skylight directly over my pool table smash through.

Many folks had their sun roofs and rear windows in their cars shatter thru, with tail light and other unidentifiable objects scattered hither and yon in the parking lot.
The Fed Ex driver shared about the neighborhood people up on their roofs covering the hole their skylights once filled...
Beautiful picture though Robocop!!!