A little red wagon.

[John Schmidt]

Probably been around before, but I still get a chuckle out of it.
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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet and the wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration. "Thanks," the girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the frefighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
  
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "you're  probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"
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I don't write them, I just copy/paste.  

[Squirrel]

That's so funny!  Poor cat.  rofl

[John Schmidt]

Wow, one hundred readers and only one response. Guess some folk just don't like firefighters, or aren't animal lovers. 

[R J]

1st time I saw that there wasn't a cat in it.

The version I saw, the dogs testicles were wrapped for a siren.

Either way, it would work.........

I know cause I got my ass kicked for wrapping a rubber band around our dogs nuts.

Was playing with him and he bit me, I got him on the ground, tapped his mouth shut and then proceeded to give him a temp fix.   My step dad caught me,  ooops, that was an ass kickin I never forgot too quick.

[John Schmidt]

RJ, my dad didn't think trying to make a flying dog like Superman was a very good idea either. Dog limped on three legs for nearly two weeks, felt worse about that than the "applied psychology" my dad used. 

[FloridaValkRyder]

It was funny John, and I'm very fond of Firemen!!