Subject: The
> Lie Clock
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> A man died and went to heaven. As
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> Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
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> He asked, 'What are all those
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> St. Peter answered, 'Those
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> Lie-Clock.
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> Every time you lie the hands on
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> 'Oh,' said the man,
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> 'That's Mother
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> That she never told a lie.'
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> 'Incredible,' said the
> man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
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> 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
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> The hands have moved twice,
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> telling us that Abe
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> told only two lies in his entire Life.'
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> 'Where's Barrack
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> 'Obama's clock is in
> Jesus' office.
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> He's using it as a ceiling
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