It's warm up here in Minnesota ! 95 to 100 heat index. muggy & hot

[Duey]

It's So Hot In Here...

The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

You can say 110 degrees without fainting.

You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.

The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.

You discover that in August, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your motorcycle.

You discover that you can get a sunburn through your face shield.

You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can actually burn your hand on the clutch lever.

No one would dream of wearing shorts and sitting on a vinyl motorcycle seat!

Your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

Riding breaks are measured by bottles of water rather than the need for gas.

Now that your yard has burnt, you do not have to spend time mowing but it is still to hot to ride.

You have to chew the air properly before you can swallow it.

The next person to ask you "Hot 'nuff for ya?" WILL receive a black eye.

[Hoser]

As the little blue guy says, it's hot in Toepicker, also.   hoser

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[RP#62]

We have to go through a chain link security gate to get into work.  They recently had to put pot holders on the gate because people were burning their hands opening the gate (Phoenix).
-RP

[ricoman]

just a normal Aug. day for this part of FL.
people think you showered with your clothes on, cuz they're dripping wet.