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Grumpy
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« on: September 01, 2014, 04:55:10 PM »
 Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.

One said, " think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have  ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it  ?"
"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you  crawl up behind her. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'These feel just like your sister's.'"
 
Then you try and stay on for 8  seconds.


Sorry if this is a little racey, I damm near spewed my coffee when I was sent this.
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larue
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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2014, 05:32:25 PM »
That's classic lol
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Flrider
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« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2014, 07:28:30 PM »
Bill

You had me rolling with that one.   Grin

Now, can you imagine if you would have saved that joke for a lunch ride and wait to tell it at the table when everyone had a mouth full  2funny

That would have been a classic
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2014, 08:29:33 PM »
LMAO! Just copied and sent to one of my sons-in-law. He'll get a good laugh and then show it to my daughter. Then it will be his fault and not mine.  Grin
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BF
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« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2014, 09:55:28 AM »
 2funny  2funny  2funny  cooldude
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flsix
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« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2014, 02:49:42 PM »
We both are on the floor laughing. 2funny
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