Three women in a sauna. :)

[John Schmidt]

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA
 
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
 
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER" SHE SAID I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM
 
A FEW MINUTES LATER A PHONE RANG. THE 2ND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
 
WHEN SHE FINISHED SHE EXPLAINED "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE" I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.
 
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. SO NOT TO BE OUT DONE SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE
 
SO SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM
 
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END,
 
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYE BROWS AND STARED AT HER.
 
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID " WELL WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT--------I’M RECEIVING A FAX"

[Bighead]

 

[Valkahuna]

Thanks John. Even Viv thought that was funny!