Flawless male logic. :)

[John Schmidt]

Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)


Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day
Which puts your spending each month at $450.
In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400,
Not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at  $108,000, correct?


Man:
Correct


Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?


Man:
Do you drink beer?


Woman:

No
 

Man:

Where's your Ferrari?

[valkchik]

"In my boyfriend's garage."   

[John Schmidt]

"In my boyfriend's garage."   

That's my gal! Gotta love that response. 

[flsix]

Nice come back