A Nice Story about the elderly. :)

[John Schmidt]

When we get older we think differently? This letter was sent to the Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind . . . . especially if you are familiar with the Elderly. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today.
 
Dear Kean Elementary,
 
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Springer Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.
 
The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. Her distress over the broken radio touched me and I knew
this was God's way of answering my prayers. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.
 
Thank you for that opportunity.
 
Sincerely,
Agnes
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I was at the ATM the other day. An elderly lady approached and asked me to help check her balance.

So I pushed her!  
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I did this once on a Ferris Wheel ride: Next time you go on a roller coaster ride, take some spare nuts & bolts with you. Tell the people in front of you, "excuse me, these came off the back of your seat." You find that panic is demonstrated in many different ways!  

[IamGCW]

Good ones John. 

I like dropping a chrome nut below a new Goldwing and watching the owner freak out. 

Gil

[FloridaValkRyder]

  Funny John.

[valkchik]

That was hilarious!  Both Todd and I were laughing out loud.

Hey, Gil.  Try that nuts & bolts thing with Bob Mallory next meetup. I wanna get a photo of his face when he thinks his "upgrade" has lost something. (I hope he's not reading this.)

[flsix]

Love it John, thanks I needed that.

[texaninsouthfl]

I was thinking that taking a little bottle of used motor oil and pouring a puddle underneath a Harley and watching the owner try and find the leak would be fun... but then I figured the owner might not even think it was anything out of the ordinary.

[Grumpy]

We did that to one of my workers at the airport, he bought a new fat boy, we would dribble a few spots under it, if he parked in a new spot same thing. Finally he was putting cardboard under to make sure it was not oil from some one else, we would hit that too. Finally let him off the hook after a couple weeks. He was about to lose his mind.

[texaninsouthfl]

 

We did that to one of my workers at the airport, he bought a new fat boy, we would dribble a few spots under it, if he parked in a new spot same thing. Finally he was putting cardboard under to make sure it was not oil from some one else, we would hit that too. Finally let him off the hook after a couple weeks. He was about to lose his mind.