Going for another epidural Tueday A.M., had some fun w/nurses!

[John Schmidt]

Happened at the last one a couple weeks back. I was ready to get on the table and this young nurse, guessing late 20's max, suddenly said "you have a belt with metal on it, got to come off." With that she grabbed at the buckle, fumbled with it doing her best to get it undone. I finally put my hands on hers to stop her, she's standing there with the buckle still in her hand and looked up at me with a pained look. I quietly said "been awhile hasn't it?"  She looked at me, said "yes, dammit" and turned beet red while the other two nurses were rolling on the floor laughing. I took the belt off and handed it to her, then climbed on the table. It helped to relax the entire group of people attending the procedure. When I left I told her "you have at least two weeks to practice."  She again turned flaming red and the other two started to laugh again. Kinda hope I have the same bunch tomorrow, it will give me a chance to tease her again. 

[BF]

You might wanna be careful John.  Flirting with a nurse just might get you somewhere. 

A couple months back, I had to take my wife to the emergency room.  Kidney stones. 

As she's laying there in the room screaming in agony, her dad (widower, mid 80's) is out in the hall flirting with some of the older ladies there.  I didn't know what he'd been up to until later. 

After a couple hours, I needed a cup of coffee or something.  Wife's dad had a cup and asked him where he got it.  I left to go get a cup in the little refreshment room they had there and in walked this nice looking older lady.

She asked me if I was with the older gentleman she'd seen earlier and I said yes.  She told me that he's quite the charmer. 

I thought he was gonna end up going home with her.   

[John Schmidt]

Not a chance BF, I have grandkids older than she was. 

[TJ]

GIVE HER MY # ....

[John Schmidt]

GIVE HER MY # ....

OK, I'll ask her if she has a thing for the grandfatherly type.   

[FloridaValkRyder]

Happened at the last one a couple weeks back. I was ready to get on the table and this young nurse, guessing late 20's max, suddenly said "you have a belt with metal on it, got to come off." With that she grabbed at the buckle, fumbled with it doing her best to get it undone. I finally put my hands on hers to stop her, she's standing there with the buckle still in her hand and looked up at me with a pained look. I quietly said "been awhile hasn't it?"  She looked at me, said "yes, dammit" and turned beet red while the other two nurses were rolling on the floor laughing. I took the belt off and handed it to her, then climbed on the table. It helped to relax the entire group of people attending the procedure. When I left I told her "you have at least two weeks to practice."  She again turned flaming red and the other two started to laugh again. Kinda hope I have the same bunch tomorrow, it will give me a chance to tease her again. 

Sometimes I wonder about you John..

[reclaimerroger]

John, When I was getting external beam radiation for my prostate cancer the techs were all young girls.
Each session they had to make measurements and mark my privates with a black marker prior to aiming the machine.  This process consisted of 45 sessions during Oct. and Nov.  On Oct. 31 I went home and when I got ready to shower I looked down and there was a jack-o-lantern drawn.  I laughed and told the tech how funny I thought that was.  A month goes by and Thanksgiving comes around.  By this time I'm paying more attention to what they do.  Sure enough shower time I look down and there is a little pilgrim face complete with top hat. They made what was a pretty serious time a little less stressful.

[HayHauler]

Good one John.   Laughed out loud in my office just now...  mates in the outside offices think I'm crazy...  well, maybe they are right?

Hay 
Jimmyt

[salty1]

Great call John!