Tuesday Teasers...... early edition

[kiwi#9582]

Earl and Bubba are  quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and
drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce

my wife - she  ain't spoke to me in over 2 months.'
 
Earl spits, sips his beer and says,   

'Better think it over............women like that are hard to  find.