Dude cracked me up. Said he likes to have Books On Tape for when he travels, found one he liked but it was $40. He balked at that but found it in paper back for $4 so bought it. Kinda hard to read and drive so he figured he could find a homeless guy, buy him a couple Big Macs, have him sit in the back seat and read it to him while he drove. Found out that wasn't such a good idea. Four hours later, he discovered the homeless guy was only on ch-ch-chap-t-t-ter t-t-t-two.

OK, so it's probably not a PC joke but I don't care, it's funny.....to me anyway.
