Friday Funnies... Early Edition

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Sunbathing Cowboy

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.  For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentle man you' d lift your hat." 

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."