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Daniel Meyer
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« on: August 26, 2009, 08:29:16 AM »

"Gun Collector killed with pillow"
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-bartlett-murder-26-aug26,0,6203156.story

See, just anybody can get their hands on a pillow. There's no waiting period or anything.
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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2009, 08:32:22 AM »

X-cons should NOT be able to touch a pillow!
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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2009, 09:48:38 AM »

Oh, that's just great.  I can see it now, background checks at Bed, Bath, and Beyond, legislation against "jumbo" pillows...
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Big Rig
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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2009, 12:23:51 PM »

I'm confused, aren't the convicts the ones with there faces in the pillows???  Evil
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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2009, 12:46:24 PM »

And you might be able to defend yourself from a gun with a pillow Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2009, 02:51:09 PM »

Moreover,...did that pillow still have its govermentally required tag?
If the tag were missing then that ex-con might have another charge against him.
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2009, 02:53:10 PM »

does this mean the pillows are gonna be consitered an a assault wepon?


NO BODY MOVE I HAVE A PILLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

81 kids died today at a school campus from an unregestered pillow
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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2009, 02:56:33 PM »

No more pillows allowed on airplanes  uglystupid2
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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2009, 02:58:40 PM »

This Just In:  Cordory pillows making headlines
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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2009, 03:16:13 PM »

It may be worse than we initially thought.  It appears the assailants used his own pillow on him.

I wonder if he had attended an approved pillow safety course.  Most likely his pillows were not properly registered.   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2009, 05:53:07 PM »

No more pillows allowed on airplanes  uglystupid2

Except for the pilots who will be issued a pillow for safety measures.  2funny
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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2009, 06:09:21 PM »

No more pillows allowed on airplanes  uglystupid2

Except for the pilots who will be issued a pillow for safety measures.  2funny
but what happens if the pillow misfires? will the passenger and crew be sneezed to death?
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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2009, 06:24:06 PM »



Don't let MSNBC get ahold of this one! 



They can have my pillow when they wrench it from my cold, dead fingers!
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« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2009, 09:20:15 PM »

When pillows are outlawed, only outlaws will have pillows! 2funny


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« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2009, 01:30:56 AM »

pillows dont kill people................people kill people

WELCOME TO THE NATAONAL PILLOW ASSOCIATION (THE NPA)

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« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2009, 03:47:12 AM »

All it takes is one person to pull out their pillow and then everyone gets involved and you have a pillow fight going on. Too dangerous, but the worst are the drive by fluffings.  coolsmiley
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« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2009, 11:46:42 AM »

If they take my pillow where will I hide my handgun?
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« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2009, 05:11:49 PM »

Pillows have long been used for evil.
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« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2009, 07:18:06 PM »

All it takes is one person to pull out their pillow and then everyone gets involved and you have a pillow fight going on. Too dangerous, but the worst are the drive by fluffings.  coolsmiley
I could use a fluffer about now.  Shocked hoser
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