kiwi#9582
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« on: August 27, 2009, 06:09:04 PM » |
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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?" She asked..
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.
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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K ) VRCC, VSG, SCRC, GWRRA, PGR. Ride Woodlands, TX. area. Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States 
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KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)
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« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2009, 03:33:18 AM » |
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2009, 06:27:35 AM » |
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So, please tell me how I can add my map like yours???? I cannot locate a prompt. Thanks for the smiley.
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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K ) VRCC, VSG, SCRC, GWRRA, PGR. Ride Woodlands, TX. area. Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States 
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KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)
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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2009, 06:43:08 AM » |
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So, please tell me how I can add my map like yours???? I cannot locate a prompt. Thanks for the smiley.
Go here and make a map ( http://www.epgsoft.com/VisitedStatesMap/ ), right click and save it and upload it to a photo share site such as http://photobucket.com/ then right click and copy the last link under the picture and paste it in your signiture area in your profile page here and walla. Hope this helps. Dave
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« Last Edit: August 28, 2009, 06:54:38 AM by Misunderstood »
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2009, 12:05:11 PM » |
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Well I did it, and all that shows is the URL????
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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K ) VRCC, VSG, SCRC, GWRRA, PGR. Ride Woodlands, TX. area. Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States 
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Willow
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Excessive comfort breeds weakness. PttP
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« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2009, 01:19:39 PM » |
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Well I did it, and all that shows is the URL???? How about now?
I added the [ img ] and [ /img ] for you.
You'll have to remember to change the url whenever you update the picture of the map.
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2009, 06:12:31 PM » |
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WOW!!!! What a surprise!!!!! Thanks.... 
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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K ) VRCC, VSG, SCRC, GWRRA, PGR. Ride Woodlands, TX. area. Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States 
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KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)
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« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2009, 03:51:08 AM » |
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WOW!!!! What a surprise!!!!! Thanks....  Now, go get those other 5 states. 
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2009, 03:27:28 PM » |
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Next year... I will post and see who I can hook up with to ride and or visit along the way.... still need to get the U.P. of Michigan with three of my buddies I missed when I had the accident in Detroit in 2005.... JUST NOW getting a crappy settlement from other insurance company with Michigans weird "NO FAULT" law.... careful riding in Michigan!!!
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KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)
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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2009, 04:10:47 AM » |
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Next year... I will post and see who I can hook up with to ride and or visit along the way.... still need to get the U.P. of Michigan with three of my buddies I missed when I had the accident in Detroit in 2005.... JUST NOW getting a crappy settlement from other insurance company with Michigans weird "NO FAULT" law.... careful riding in Michigan!!!
Did the UP last year and it was my favorite ride up til now. B-E-A-U-T-F-U-L area 
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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2009, 03:51:10 PM » |
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I grew up in Detroit... moved at 13.... never got to go... will make sure next time...
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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K ) VRCC, VSG, SCRC, GWRRA, PGR. Ride Woodlands, TX. area. Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States 
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