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kiwi#9582
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« on: August 27, 2009, 06:09:04 PM »



How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked..

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.
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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K )
VRCC, VSG, SCRC, GWRRA, PGR.
Ride Woodlands, TX. area.
Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States
KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)
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Specimen #30838 DS #0233

Williamsburg, KY


« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2009, 03:33:18 AM »

 2funny
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2009, 06:27:35 AM »

So, please tell me how I can add my map like yours????  I cannot locate a prompt.  Thanks for the smiley.
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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K )
VRCC, VSG, SCRC, GWRRA, PGR.
Ride Woodlands, TX. area.
Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States
KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)
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Specimen #30838 DS #0233

Williamsburg, KY


« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2009, 06:43:08 AM »

So, please tell me how I can add my map like yours????  I cannot locate a prompt.  Thanks for the smiley.


Go here and make a map   ( http://www.epgsoft.com/VisitedStatesMap/ ), right click and save it and upload it to a photo share site such as http://photobucket.com/ then right click and copy the last link under the picture and paste it in your signiture area in your profile page here and walla. Hope this helps. Dave
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2009, 12:05:11 PM »

Well I did it, and all that shows is the URL????
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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K )
VRCC, VSG, SCRC, GWRRA, PGR.
Ride Woodlands, TX. area.
Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States
Willow
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« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2009, 01:19:39 PM »

Well I did it, and all that shows is the URL????

How about now?

I added the [ img ] and [ /img ] for you.

You'll have to remember to change the url whenever you update the picture of the map.
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2009, 06:12:31 PM »

WOW!!!!  What a surprise!!!!!   Thanks....

 cooldude
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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K )
VRCC, VSG, SCRC, GWRRA, PGR.
Ride Woodlands, TX. area.
Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States
KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)
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Posts: 4146


Specimen #30838 DS #0233

Williamsburg, KY


« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2009, 03:51:08 AM »

WOW!!!!  What a surprise!!!!!   Thanks....

 cooldude

Now, go get those other 5 states.  cooldude
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2009, 03:27:28 PM »

Next year... I will post and see who I can hook up with to ride and or visit along the way....  still need to get the U.P. of Michigan with three of my buddies I missed when I had the accident in Detroit in 2005....  JUST NOW getting a crappy settlement from other insurance company with Michigans weird "NO FAULT" law.... careful riding in Michigan!!!

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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K )
VRCC, VSG, SCRC, GWRRA, PGR.
Ride Woodlands, TX. area.
Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States
KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)
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Posts: 4146


Specimen #30838 DS #0233

Williamsburg, KY


« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2009, 04:10:47 AM »

Next year... I will post and see who I can hook up with to ride and or visit along the way....  still need to get the U.P. of Michigan with three of my buddies I missed when I had the accident in Detroit in 2005....  JUST NOW getting a crappy settlement from other insurance company with Michigans weird "NO FAULT" law.... careful riding in Michigan!!!



Did the UP last year and it was my favorite ride up til now. B-E-A-U-T-F-U-L area  cooldude
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2009, 03:51:10 PM »

I grew up in Detroit... moved at 13.... never got to go...  will make sure next time...
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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K )
VRCC, VSG, SCRC, GWRRA, PGR.
Ride Woodlands, TX. area.
Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States
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