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kiwi#9582
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« on: August 28, 2009, 06:10:58 PM » |
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MY NEW TRUCK I bought a new Chevy Silverado and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained thatthe radio was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie'?? 'Willie'!! he continued and 'OnThe Road Again' came from speakers. Then he said, 'Ray Charles!!', and in an instant, 'Georgia On My Mind'replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music and If I said, 'Beatles',I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck,but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, 'A-- H---'! Immediately the radio responded with, 'Ladies and
Gentlemen, thePresident of the United States, Barack Obama.'! Damn, I LOVE this truck.....
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