fiddle mike
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« on: September 14, 2009, 01:19:45 PM » |
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Code Cracked;
After a President has been in office for 6 months it is customary
for the previous President to send a note of congratulations to
the new one.
So yesterday when the note came from Bush to Obama, the President was somewhat troubled because it was written in code and all it said was:
370H-SSV-0773H
This troubled him as he had always heard from his peers how former president Bush was perceived to have been scholarly challenged.
So he took the note to his wife. She was unable to decipher it.
They called in the VP, and he was unable to decode the messagee. They called in the chief of staff and the head of Secret Service detail and they were unable to determinethe meaning of the note.
Next he called in the head of the Senate and Speaker of the House. They
both were mystified by the meaning of the coded message.
Now there was complete panic in the oval office.
They called all of their contacts in the media and sent copies of the note to all of them, and not one was able to come up with an answer
A special emergency meeting was called by the staff.
All branches of the military, counter intelligence, CIA,& FBI were called in, and the best minds were unable crack the code.
After a sleepless night, a now humbled President picked up the phone and called the former president, and asked him the meaning of the note.
Bush chuckled and replied: 'Dude ............You're holding it upside
down!'
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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2009, 01:35:50 PM » |
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Oh Gezzzzzzz........ can't wait to see the replies on this one. But it is a funny JOKE.
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fiddle mike
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2009, 01:37:51 PM » |
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Oh Gezzzzzzz........ can't wait to see the replies on this one. But it is a funny JOKE.
I don't make this stuff up, lady, I just report the news.  |
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2009, 01:53:56 PM » |
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I found myself turning my head to oneside to read the punchline in the middle of the joke. If nothing else I can laugh at myself sitting here reading this way. But I did find it funny. And to be partisanly correct I will point out that that joke would be funny no matter what political party is in office.
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fiddle mike
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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2009, 01:59:55 PM » |
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I found myself turning my head to oneside to read the punchline in the middle of the joke. If nothing else I can laugh at myself sitting here reading this way. But I did find it funny. And to be partisanly correct I will point out that that joke would be funny no matter what political party is in office.
Well, the Party and the press did ignore Bush's academic credentials and tried to paint him as the village idiot. I'm sure the guy currently in the White House is very cunning. |
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« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2009, 02:07:54 PM » |
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Thats funny Mike,I almost could'nt get my head turned that far.  |
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« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2009, 02:58:41 PM » |
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« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2009, 03:20:22 PM » |
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Oh Gezzzzzzz........ can't wait to see the replies on this one. But it is a funny JOKE.
Uh, huh. It was funny when I first heard it as a message from Clinton to Bush, too. Of course, when I heard it, the story was on the first day of office. Guess when one is this late with a joke, it has to be modified. |
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« Last Edit: September 14, 2009, 03:22:15 PM by Puffs Daddy »
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« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2009, 03:22:43 PM » |
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Oh Gezzzzzzz........ can't wait to see the replies on this one. But it is a funny JOKE.
Uh, huh. It was funny when I first heard it as a message from Clinton to Bush, too. Of course, when I heard it, the story was on the first day of office. Guess when one is this late with a joke, it has to be modified. Sure you did.  |
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« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2009, 03:57:59 PM » |
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Careful, the KoolAid Komrades  will call you a Troglodyte or something else witty.  |
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« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2009, 04:21:55 PM » |
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Careful, the KoolAid Komrades will call you a Troglodyte or something else witty. My all-time favorite is "sheet -wearing huckleberry". |
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« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2009, 04:36:07 PM » |
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Ok, pretty good one!
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« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2009, 05:07:06 PM » |
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My kilt resents the sheet wearing remark
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« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2009, 06:10:20 PM » |
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Oh Gezzzzzzz........ can't wait to see the replies on this one. But it is a funny JOKE.
Uh, huh. It was funny when I first heard it as a message from Clinton to Bush, too. Of course, when I heard it, the story was on the first day of office. Guess when one is this late with a joke, it has to be modified. Sure you did. notice how he just HAD to pick on the chick....... |
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« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2009, 06:37:43 PM » |
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Actually the joke is a test to which political party is your true alignment -- did you tilt your head to the right, or to the left to read the note?
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« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2009, 06:40:57 PM » |
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Actually the joke is a test to which political party is your true alignment -- did you tilt your head to the right, or to the left to read the note?
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« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2009, 07:07:32 PM » |
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What's upside down? My sheet.....? Let me read that agin............
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« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2009, 07:15:13 PM » |
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I found myself turning my head to oneside to read the punchline in the middle of the joke. If nothing else I can laugh at myself sitting here reading this way. But I did find it funny. And to be partisanly correct I will point out that that joke would be funny no matter what political party is in office.
Well, the Party and the press did ignore Bush's academic credentials and tried to paint him as the village idiot. I'm sure the guy currently in the White House is very cunning. George Bush needed no painting to be the village idiot, he had it down cold! |
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