What not to say

[Dan-bury]

I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."

 I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your pretty friend over there instead of you."

[ybnorml]

Went home without a companion, I suspect Dan ??   

[Wall]

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER! Alone, but who cares!

I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."

 I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your pretty friend over there instead of you."

[Dan-bury]

The slap in the face kind of felt nice though !!!!

[ybnorml]

Yep...sometimes the reaction is better than the prize !!!

[Tony C.]

Hilarious!