OMG!!!!!!

A CONFESSION>>>>>> I recently got this text from my neighbor.

Hi, Rocket, this is Alan from next door. I have a confession to make.
I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.

The truth is - I've been sharing your Wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't happen again. Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.

Regards, Alan

Grrrrrrr....
This really pi$$ed me off and I was feeling insulted and betrayed, so I grabbed my gun, went next door and shot my neighbor dead. I returned home and poured myself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. While waiting for the police to come, I took out my phone and saw I had a missed message from Alan from earlier:

"Hi, Rocket, this is Alan again from next door. Sorry about that typo on my last text. But I expect you figured it out anyway and that you noticed that the darned AutoCorrect changed "WiFi" to "Wife".
Technology, hey??"

Regards, Alan