but let this be a reminder of what can happen. 
Jim met an older woman at a bar last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60+ year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if he'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
'What's that?' He asked.'
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
As his mind began to embrace the idea, he wondered what her daughter might look like,...He said, 'No, I haven't.'
They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.'
So, they went back to her place.
They walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'
