Funny think happened yesterday at work. I'm at a different EMS station when another stations gets sent on a 'unresponsive person sitting on a porch swing' at one of the local apartments. They said 'neighbor can't wake him up'. Sounds like a cool run!

Well the ambulance gets there and in less then 5 min later they head back to the hospital, empty. Come to find out it was a Halloween decoration sitting on the swing!

??? Yep, we have some doosies in this town.