Joke... Worlds toughest soldier

[Tundra]

Notice it is New South Wales. not Australia


 
A brigade of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune. "One man from NSW is better than ten Iraqis." The Iraqi commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes and then, silence. The voice once again calls out

"One man from NSW is better than one hundred Iraqi."

Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again, silence. The voice calls out again

"One man from NSW is better than one thousand Iraqi."

The enraged Iraqi commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then silence.



 
Eventually one badly wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander,

"Don't send any more men...it's a trap. There are two of them.
 

[Jess from VA]

Good one.

[Skinhead]

A U. S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state.
 
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
 
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
 
"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife, scumbag,
 
And he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!"
 
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!"
 
"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."