Plan B

[RonBou]

 
     
 
   
 
 
Alternative to Alcohol
 
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
 
 
 
 
 
 

[ybnorml]

'nutter good'un Ron ...   

[Tony C.]