Personal residences, a big part of the American dream..... and sooner or later, a big part of your personal nightmare.

Soon after bringing my foreign wife to the US and military base housing, I get a screaming phone call,
the water hose from the washer is spraying water all over the house..... OK, turn the washer off, and put the hose back in the pipe. What pipe? I'm on my way dear.Fast forward to another house. The original owner (or builder) decided hooking the ground wire to every light socket in the house was too much work or a waste of time.
Forward to this Spring..... I'm eating a sandwich watching TV, and Mr Jingles and five of his friends are hungry and want me to share. WTF????!!!!!
This is probably a great idea for a continuing (humor) thread. It's not funny at the time, but it is later.