Im on the Valkyrie, gettin ready to turn left (two lanes turning left onto a main highway). The car next to me is a classic redneck woman driving a very nice Cutlass with the man holding the baby in the back seat. No baby seat, none had seatbelts. Both smoking cigs and looking like they missed their bath last month. Ok, so a City Cop pulls in behind me and I know he gets an eyeful of these obviously very safe drivers next to me.
Light turns green and I dont believe it.......ARE YOU KIDDING ME...The woman is trying to beat me around the corner. So I twist it a tad, just enough to stay out in front of her and get to 45mph as soon as I can then level off as that is the posted speed limit. Of course she either didnt notice the cop behind me or forgot with all the excitement...she continues on to at least 55mph at which time the blue lights come on.....yep hes got her......Finally the cops are there when you say "Where are the cops to get these idiots"
He probably got her for speeding no seatbelts, no baby seat, no shoes and no teeth.......thats if she even had a licence, registration and insurance (probably not)
