eric in md
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all convenient stores , mini marts, and 7-11's will be closed thursday may 5 2011 due to death in family .  |
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« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2011, 06:11:09 PM » |
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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2011, 04:11:39 AM » |
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« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2011, 04:47:37 AM » |
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Why is it that folks who post racially/ethnically tinged jokes can't even use the correct homonym in the post subject line? Is it laziness? Ignorance? Just curious.
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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2011, 04:53:28 AM » |
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Why is it that folks who post racially/ethnically tinged jokes can't even use the correct homonym in the post subject line? Is it laziness? Ignorance? Just curious.
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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2011, 05:00:28 AM » |
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Why is it that folks who post racially/ethnically tinged jokes can't even use the correct homonym in the post subject line? Is it laziness? Ignorance? Just curious.
Why is it people on the left find racial/ethnic overtones in EVERYTHING? I am Irish. I hear, and tell, MANY Irish drinking jokes. Does that make me a racist against my own race? My uncle, God rest his soul, was 100% Norwegian. He told more Norwegian jokes than anyone I know. What does that make him? Until one learns to laugh at oneself, and not take offense at everything, life will be tough. I see the Apaches are demanding an apology, because Bin Laden's code name for the operation was Geronomo. Should I be offended if it had been "Paddy"? MP |
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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2011, 05:01:07 AM » |
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yeah... it's racially tinged... but SO WHAT. People are way too cursed sensitive. It's making fun of a cultural stereotype that has people of that specific descent owning convenient stores. It's a stereotype that's true. It also means that they are hard working and entrepreneurial enough to own their own businesses.
I am a fat Pollack. So what. Jokes away. they are simply jokes. I know I have an IQ of 140. Dumb Pollack jokes don't bother me a whit.
I am tired of politically correct. Even in the "club house".
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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2011, 05:01:25 AM » |
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Damn, I`m SLOW today. But I finely got it. DUH !   |
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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2011, 05:03:26 AM » |
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Damn, I`m SLOW today. But I finely got it. DUH ! Are you Polish too? No wait... you're from Kentucky. Did you hear that Jeffersonville Indiana is thinking about seceeding to Kentucky? Lawmakers from both states are pushing for it as it will raise the average IQ of both states... :rimshot: Jabba |
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« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2011, 05:15:04 AM » |
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Damn, I`m SLOW today. But I finely got it. DUH ! Are you Polish too? No wait... you're from Kentucky. Did you hear that Jeffersonville Indiana is thinking about seceeding to Kentucky? Lawmakers from both states are pushing for it as it will raise the average IQ of both states... :rimshot: Jabba Now that's funny Jabba... Let the sparks fly... who cares... funny is funny... Everyone should smile a little... you'll live longer.  |
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« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2011, 07:40:05 AM » |
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All you nasty naughty guys are OFFENDING ME!!!!!!!!!!! |
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« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2011, 08:07:23 AM » |
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Why is it that folks who post racially/ethnically tinged jokes can't even use the correct homonym in the post subject line? Is it laziness? Ignorance? Just curious. I'll bet that you didn't know that people like you were prophesized about in that little book that You don't believe in called the Bible: And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another. Matthew 24:10HMMMM........... IMAGINE THAT. |
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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2011, 09:27:34 AM » |
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I am a fat Pollack. So what. Jokes away. they are simply jokes. I know I have an IQ of 140. Dumb Pollack jokes don't bother me a whit.
Leave it to a Polack to misspell a racial slur into a fish!  Sorry, this old, fat, /mick/kraut/limey/redskin combination couldn't help it! |
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« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2011, 09:32:41 AM » |
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Homonym would share the same spelling ,,,,,, not the case here,,, was the misuse of the term possibly _______________ (you can fill in the blank  more like a homophone, Term Meaning Spelling Pronunciation Homonym Different Same Same |
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« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2011, 09:34:21 AM » |
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Leave it to a Polack to misspell a racial slur into a fish! Sorry, this old, fat, /mick/kraut/limey/redskin combination couldn't help it! That... would be Pollock. Pollack however, I admit was a typo. Polack. Oh no! I getting OFFENDED!!  Jabba |
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« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2011, 09:39:39 AM » |
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That... would be Pollock.
Our friend Wiki says it's an alternate spelling. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PollockDamn, now I'm hungry for some fried pollock!!  |
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« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2011, 09:43:51 AM » |
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Damn, now I'm hungry for some fried pollock!! McDonalds Fillet-O-Fish. I am not really a Pollock fan. I am not really a Wiki-X fan either. Anyone can contribute, and the world is plum FULL of idiots. Jabba |
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« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2011, 09:46:18 AM » |
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Homonym would share the same spelling ,,,,,, not the case here,,, was the misuse of the term possibly _______________ (you can fill in the blank more like a homophone, Term Meaning Spelling Pronunciation Homonym Different Same Same
I think a homophone is a device that allows multiple people to share the same cellular unit.  |
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« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2011, 09:52:28 AM » |
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My dictionary still indicates that homonyms sound the same and are sometimes spelled the same just like I was taught back in grade school (fifty years ago). WOW WILLOW I Didn't realize that you was THAT OLD. |
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eric in md
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« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2011, 09:57:21 AM » |
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o my fellows just wanta to make you all smile.. you all have a great day . i luv ya all mean it if your on this board your ok in my book i dont care what you are man ,woman,ugly ,short,fat or if you only hand 9 1/2 fingers i still like ya hell even you to stanley lol now lets go ride .. |
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« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2011, 10:03:41 AM » |
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I didn't think anyone on this board gave a hoot about how a word was spelled? I DON'T
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« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2011, 10:12:27 AM » |
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« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2011, 10:17:03 AM » |
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Ok, I am sitting here confused because most of the convient, wait .. convein, ur.. c o n v (long e) yent stores in my area are owned/operated by those who appear to be of middle eastern decent. Then you stated that they would be closed on May 5th.
Are you perhaps trying to joke with 2 races simultaneously... Cinco de Mayo or death in the family...
Either way, the traffic was not so bad on the commute this morning...
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« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2011, 01:20:59 PM » |
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Ok, I am sitting here confused because most of the convient, wait .. convein, ur.. c o n v (long e) yent stores in my area are owned/operated by those who appear to be of middle eastern decent. Then you stated that they would be closed on May 5th.
Are you perhaps trying to joke with 2 races simultaneously... Cinco de Mayo or death in the family...
Either way, the traffic was not so bad on the commute this morning...
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« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2011, 01:22:40 PM » |
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Why is it that folks who post racially/ethnically tinged jokes can't even use the correct homonym in the post subject line? Is it laziness? Ignorance? Just curious.
Here, I'll give you some attention. |
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« Reply #26 on: May 05, 2011, 01:53:48 PM » |
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You sound angry... That'd make you a sour kraut! *Ba-dum* |
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« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2011, 02:10:57 PM » |
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I'm havin a six pack and a bag of Lays. I'm dyin laughin here.
My wife is BLONDE and POLISH! We were drivinmg and saw the Polish club. I wondered aloud if you had to bring your own brass. It took four blocks before I got hit in the arm! HAHAHAH.
Hey, Geronomo wasnt a friend of the Apaches, Mexicans or the Americans. Lookie history.
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« Reply #31 on: May 05, 2011, 05:09:52 PM » |
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Beasley is an Irish name.....I think.....I never have liked alcohol, but I cursed sure can put away a few potatoes!!!!........ |
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« Reply #33 on: May 05, 2011, 05:19:51 PM » |
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Why is it that folks who post racially/ethnically tinged jokes can't even use the correct homonym in the post subject line? Is it laziness? Ignorance? Just curious.
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« Reply #34 on: May 05, 2011, 06:22:35 PM » |
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Homonym would share the same spelling ,,,,,, not the case here,,, was the misuse of the term possibly _______________ (you can fill in the blank more like a homophone, Term Meaning Spelling Pronunciation Homonym Different Same Same
I think a homophone is a device that allows multiple people to share the same cellular unit. No, a homophone is a gay communication device. -RP |
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« Reply #35 on: May 05, 2011, 06:36:47 PM » |
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stanley steamer .. all in good fun
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« Reply #37 on: May 05, 2011, 08:50:54 PM » |
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All y'all that are offended by all these offended people, can join me as loyal and fraternal brothers in People Offended by Offended People (P.O.O.P.). I am P.O.O.P. #1.  |
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A good ole Arkansas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that? There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here." He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it." His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is. She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house. The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field. He yells out to him, "What are you doing?" His brother replies, "I'm fishin. What does it look like I'm a doing." His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Arkansas a bad name, makin everybody think we is stupid". "If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your arse!" NOW I'VE DONE GONE AND OFFENDED PEOPLE FROM ARKANSAS. |
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All y'all that are offended by all these offended people, can join me as loyal and fraternal brothers in People Offended by Offended People (P.O.O.P.). I am P.O.O.P. #1. I'll be # 2 Quite appropriate # for POOP , don't ya think ?! |
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