... The worst part, is that they were FREE from my brother who took them off his Valk Standard before he sold it and gave them to me. THANKS A LOT PTGB!!!!!!! ...
And this from the guy whose faulty petcock, that HE GAVE ME for free, caused a fuel leak in my garage that can only be compared to say, maybe, just a tad better than the EXXON VALDEZ SPILL

I still cannot allow any open flames in my garage for the fear of a conflagration not seen since the great Chicago Fire of 1871

Given the dire circumstance of your girly paint chip, I present that a TRUE RIDER simply laughs upon riding through the worst deluge of gravel and slag, looks at the aftermath, throws their head back, and laughs the hardy laugh of the vikings and proclaims, "WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?!?!"

... And don't think I won't tell MOM that your picking on me!!!