Geez Bill, you've had enough stuff happen already, give it a rest bud.

I'm surprised you just didn't shimmy up that tree and take care of it yourself. At our tender young ages....
I also had a rude awakening a while back. Two cats were "taking care of business" by moonlight and such yowling like you never heard. Had it been me I'd given up the moment she opened her mouth, but they were really carrying on and it was just outside the pool screen out back. After a few minutes of that racket, I decided to disturb the piece....so to speak. Grabbed the hose on the back patio and hosed them down good. The female took off, the male just stood there growling at me so I helped him cool down some more. He finally walked off in the direction his partner took. Guess he still had high hopes....must have been a teenager!
