Bar Customer

[RonBou]

A completely naked dude walks into a bar and from the door orders two shots of vodka. The female bartender looks at him intently, scanning his body up and down.

Finally the dude says, "Hey lady, what are you looking at? Haven't seen a naked man before?"

The bartender replies, "Well yes, I have. I am just trying to figure out where you're keeping the cash for the drinks you just ordered."

[Hef]

  That conjures up some disgusting thoughts. (LOL)