What special day is it? (afternoon smile)

[DanL]

I was eating breakfast with my teen-aged Granddaughter and I asked her,

"What special day is it tomorrow?"

Without skipping a beat she said, "It's U.S. Congressman's Day!"

She's smart, so I asked her "What does that mean?"

I was not ready for what she was about to say.

She replied, " U.S. Congressman's Day is when they step out of the Capital Building and see their shadow. Then we have 4 more years of Bull crap." 

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out of your nose.

I didn't realize how smart she is.     

[The emperor has no clothes]

 

[ybnorml]

Thats a good one Dan.....

[RonBou]

    

[oldsmokey]

That one will go to the coffee shop.

[Karen]

Nope! You didn't raise nobody that would raise no dummies! Spurt away, it's good for what ails you!