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Started by DanL, Sat 14, Apr 2018, 14:09:51

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DanL

Two guys are about to putt on the 11th green. A small gully runs around the back of the green and a chain-link fence separates the golf course from a road that runs along the other side of the fence.

One of the golfers is carefully lining up his putt when a funeral procession passes by on the road. He stops what he is doing, removes his cap and stands silently, his head bowed, until the procession has passed. Then, he casually puts his cap back on, lines up the putt and sinks it.

His friend, impressed by this show of respect, comments: "I've got to say. I think it shows remarkable character that you stopped what you were doing and took a moment of silent reflection when that funeral went by."

The other one replies: "It was the least I could do. I've been married to her for 34 years."

ybnorml

Good one Dan....I shouldn't laugh, but I did.

Jess from VA


idaida98


_Sheffjs_

Maybe redo that with: A group of Valkyrie riders were riding down the road when the leader noticed a funeral procession behind and pulled the group over got off the bike stood bowed and took off his helmet...............