Friday morning funny......

[ybnorml]

Two long time biker friends, Ralph and Whiskey, met up at a bar one evening...

Ralph: "Hey man, what happened to you?" Noticing Whiskey was pretty well beat up.

Whiskey: "Well, Ralph, ya know I always try to be the kind, compassionate, and considerate."

Ralph: "Hell yeah man, you're one of the best people I know."

Whiskey: "I was at the diner the other morning and a rather large woman got out of the booth next to me. I noticed her dress was stuck in her butt crack and I didn't want her to be embarrassed, so I reached over and tugged it out."

Ralph: "Oh wow man, she gave ya those two black eyes and split lip for doing that?"

Whiskey: "Ah, no, not exactly. I noticed she was really upset about me doing that so I tucked it back in......and that's when all hell broke loose"

[RonBou]

        

[Tony C.]